Official SuperHero International Taskforce Drinking Game™

If you clicked this, I can only assume you are REALLY a fan of the SHITForce rpg logs (or really really bored). Anyway, here is the drinking game. Enjoy. ANd remeber, do not try to drive, operate heavy machinery, or fight after playing. Unless you are Tex Montana. Also, newest entries are in blue text

When:

• A player makes a hidoesly osbcure inside joke, drink one shot
• You understand the joke, drink two shots
• Mav does something insane, drink two shots
• A villain brags about how powerful he is then is dealt a humiliating defeat, drink three shots
• That defeat also results in the deaths of millions of people from a freak storm, drink four shots
• Seeker says something condescending, drink one shot
• A player makes fun of another player, drink one shot
• A player says he wants to kill Finch, drink 2 shots
• A player ALMOST kills Finch, drink 3 shots
• Finch teleports away jsut before getting killed (that friggin wussie!), drink 2 shots
• Someone actually kills Finch, drink the whole can (it's time to celebrate!!!)
• Someone gets logged off or has to reboot, drink 2 shots
• AnubisXy is lagging, drink one shot per minute until he stops or logs off
• Mav whines about not having his jet, drink one shot
• Paragon tells someone he is a god, drink a shot
• Paragon tells someone to worship him, since he is a god and all, drink 2 shots
• Paragon freaks out over something and trashes the place, drink four shots
• Mav breaks/burns/smashes/or otherwise wrecks something for no good reason, drink one shot for every thousand dollars you estimate the damage to be
• Mav loses a limb, drink 2 shots
• The players get into some argument and completely ignore the game going on around them, drink 2 shots per 10 lines
• Someone shoves Mav in a trunk, drink 2 shots
• Someone besides AzraelPal, AnubisXy and Rikonian shows up to the room, drink 2 shots
• Someone spells "the" "teh", drink one shot

The Tex Montana addition (warning, only use this if you have a Tex Montana level tolerance for alcohol)

• Drink whenever and whatever Tex drinks
• Drink two shots when Tex is mentioned as being drunk
• Drink a shot whenever a player misspells something
• Drink a shot for every additional chat line is needed for whatever the GM is trying to say
• Drink 2 shots whenever Tex drives a motor vehicle at high speed, fights a trained combatant and wins, effortlessly and safely performs complex demolitions, or operates high tech equipemt with no problem whatsoever even though he just drank enough to add another zero to the account balance of the Anheiser-Busch corporation

CyberGeddon Drinking Game

When:

• Jess brags about her family tree (why is she so proud of it anyway? Sheesh), drink 2 shots
• Jess hits on someone, drink 2 shots
• Someone actually accepts, drink 6 shots
• Some new character shows up and Jess claims to be related to him/her, drink 2 shots
• The NPC who is trying to hire the heroes gets frustrated and starts to call in "that nice Mr. Prosek" to handle the problem instead, drink 4 shots
• Lots of people die, drink one shot per 100,000. That's 10 shots for Lunaria!
• Kiri picks up a highly radioactive object, drink 2 shots for each time the GM tries to save him by asking if he's ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN he wishes to do that
• Someone makes a sick joke about Kiri's new arm, drink 2 shots
• A player rolls a natural 1, drink 2 shots
• The GM rules that the player hits ANOTHER player character, drink 2 more shots
• You think the GM enjoys those natural 1s just a bit too much, drink 2 more shots
• For every consecutive attempted attack that misses, drink two shots