You have just entered room "WaveCrest061800."
Proteus454 has entered the room.
Rikonian: ok, we're having tech probs
Proteus454: I can wait
AnubisXy2 has entered the room.
AnubisXy2: ...
Rikonian: AH, you are here
Proteus454: Yipee!
AnubisXy2: did it just work??
Proteus454: YES!!
Rikonian: Yeah
AnubisXy2: damn, I got some fricken BAAAD lag
Proteus454: YES! A thousand times yes!
AnubisXy2: oh.. n/m
AnubisXy2: okay! lets kick some arse!
Rikonian: OK, now, Proty, we'll start this bit at your apartment, I
think...
Proteus454: Cool
Proteus454: Let me just get into my character
Proteus454: Let's go
Rikonian: You've got some fiscal issues you wanted worked
out...
Proteus454: Can't pay the rent, eh?
Rikonian: So you called WaveCrest's top rated accountant (who
will work on a Sunday)
Proteus454: Excellent
Rikonian: He's just arriving
AnubisXy2: *arrives*
Rikonian: *Doorbell rings*
Proteus454: *Sitting on the couch, reading the latest Cosmo*
Proteus454: Aha...*Gets the door*
AnubisXy2: "Yo, whassup my client? You're broke huh?"
Proteus454: ...Hello, please come in
AnubisXy2: *walks on in*
Proteus454: *Shuts the door* So, Mr...
AnubisXy2: "Sanders"
AnubisXy2: "Mr Jeremy Sanders"
Proteus454: Alright, Mr. Jeremy Sanders, please have a seat an
we can discuss my situation
AnubisXy2: *sits down*
Proteus454: Anyway, Mr. Sanders the problem is with my
expenditures...I am doing altright for income, but my expenses
always seem to add up to more then it should me, in my opinion
AnubisXy2: "Hmm.. I see.."
AnubisXy2: "Do you have any Credit Cards?"
Proteus454: Yes...Bank of Hong Kong and Visa
AnubisXy2: "Chop it in half..."
Proteus454: They're right in the next room here, if you'll give me a
moment...I beg your pardon?
Rikonian: Suddenly, the episode of Suddenly Susan that Prot has
on in the background is interrupted by a newsbreak
AnubisXy2: "What? Where is Susan?"
Rikonian: "This is Brent Rankler, with WCTV, reporting a
massive robot is destroying downtown WaveCrest..."
Proteus454: *Turns for the newsbreak*
Proteus454: Aha...time for Nuyinshen to make her move...
AnubisXy2: "Huh.. a big robot.."
AnubisXy2: "pfft.. anyway, where were me Mrs...?"
Proteus454: OH! Good heavens Mr. Sanders, I just realized that I
have an apointment elsewhere...
Proteus454: Er, Ms. actually...
Rikonian: "The robot, which appears to be composed of
automotive parts, is over 50 feet tall, and has already knocked out
WaveCrest's Advanced Police Squadron"
Proteus454: My name's Vicky...Vicky Lei Kuei
AnubisXy2: "Okay Mrs Lei"
Proteus454: Anyway, I sahn't be long...we can continue when I
return...
Proteus454: MISS, I said! And can turst you to leave everythign
here EXACTLY as it is for half an hour?
Proteus454: can I trust
Proteus454: *Throwing her running shoes and jacket on*
AnubisXy2: "Errmm.. actually"
Proteus454: Yes?
AnubisXy2: *pushes a button so his cell phone goes off*
AnubisXy2: *picks it up and answers*
AnubisXy2: "Ahh.. I need to step out for just a bit.."
AnubisXy2: *hangs up*
Proteus454: Alright...can we meet back here in half an hour then?
AnubisXy2: "Works for me.."
AnubisXy2: *walks on outside*
Proteus454: Excellent...er, just out of curiosity...where di it say
that Robot was?
AnubisXy2: "Umm.. downtown I think.."
AnubisXy2: "and.. did it say it was made out of cars?"
AnubisXy2: "just out of curiosity of course.."
Proteus454: Like it would be hard to miss...Okay, thanks...yes,
strange isn't it?
Proteus454: See you later! *Runs outside and downtown*
AnubisXy2: "Um.. yeah, very strange"
AnubisXy2: "Anyway, bye.."
AnubisXy2: *activates his sword and then flies on downtown*
Rikonian: brb
Rikonian: Wait, how are you flying?
AnubisXy2: with the fly power? remember? I told you I was
trading the words of truth for it?
AnubisXy2: like I told you after I sent it.. I said, "Hey, change
that.. I made a mistake"
Rikonian: hmm
Rikonian: Ah what the hell
Rikonian: OK, AX, you start to fly off
AnubisXy2: *flies off*
Rikonian: Prot, as you are jogging off, you see a guy with a sword
flying toward the downtown area
AnubisXy2: *waves*
Rikonian: He's taken off from not far from you
Proteus454: *Looks up* Hmmm...
AnubisXy2: *mutters to himself* "I wonder why she's coming
downtown..."
AnubisXy2: *note: doesn't look at all like himself*
AnubisXy2: "Ah well.. that blue babe, whoeever she is, must be
ready to kick some robo-butt!"
Proteus454: Wonder if I could flag him down for a ride? No,
probably not a good idea
Proteus454: Er, I'm still Vicky
AnubisXy2: Oh..
AnubisXy2: I assumed... n/m
AnubisXy2: "Gee, I wonder why Vikey is coming downtown.."
AnubisXy2: *flies down and stops her* "Ma'am"
AnubisXy2: "I wouldn't suggest going downtown."
Proteus454: *Turns to him* Why's that?
AnubisXy2: "There's a big robot and you might get hurt."
AnubisXy2: "So go back home and let the professionals handle it"
Proteus454: *I'm aware of that...could you fly me down there?"
AnubisXy2: "No, but I will fly you back home."
AnubisXy2: *Picks her up and starts to fly her back to her house*
Proteus454: *Pouts slightly, leaning up against him* Can you
PLEASE take me there?
AnubisXy2: *tries to seduce her so she will let me take her back
home*
Proteus454: I'm er...a journalist, you see
AnubisXy2: *37%*
Rikonian: Seduction failed
Proteus454: 25% ...that's a succeed
AnubisXy2: damn.. "Nope, sorry ma'am"
AnubisXy2: *flies her back home*
AnubisXy2: *flies downtown now*
Proteus454: WAIT!!
Proteus454: *SWhile she's sgtill being carried* Set me down, and
I'll give you an excuse to fly me there
AnubisXy2: *lands and puts her down*
Proteus454: I didn't want to reveal this...but it seems I have no
choice...now THIS is why I wanted to go
Proteus454: *Exhales, takes a slightly meditative stance*
AnubisXy2: *eyes widen appropriately*
AnubisXy2: "Can we hurry?"
Proteus454: *There si a chill wind, mist and flashes of blue energy, and then it all
swirls away, revealing the transformed Nuyinshen*
AnubisXy2: "There's a downtown being destroyed and those aren't a dime a
dozen"
AnubisXy2: "Ooo.. neato... you'll still get hurt."
Proteus454: *Nuyinshen* No, I won't believe me
AnubisXy2: "And if you get hurt, I won't get your... err..."
AnubisXy2: "So urm.. uhh.. go back home.."
Proteus454: *Makes her hands into Kruger claws* Now take me down there
or else
AnubisXy2: "Lay a finger on me and my lawyer will be all over you so fast, Mrs
Lei."
Proteus454: Some super hero YOU are...can't you be reaosnable about this?
AnubisXy2: "Hmmm.. not in this case, sorry.. but if you get killed..."
AnubisXy2: I'll be out of a job, he thinks
Proteus454: I say again...I CAN"T Be hurt...not by a mere machine
AnubisXy2: "Oh? you CAN'T be hurt? So if I poked you with this sharp, pointy
sword..."
Proteus454: I'm Invulnerable...now for the last time, PLEASE take me to that
Robot
AnubisXy2: *waves the sword around*
Proteus454: Except to magic
AnubisXy2: "Umm.. this sword isn't magical.. whatever gave you that idea?"
Proteus454: Nothing at all...can w go now?
Proteus454: As you said, downtowns aren't a dime a dozen
AnubisXy2: "umm... okay, but first one question..."
AnubisXy2: "Are you single?"
Proteus454: I am going to KILL HIM!!!
Rikonian: Oh, this is classic
Proteus454: ...Yes I am...are you quite finished?
Proteus454: *Imagines butchering him in o so many painful ways*
AnubisXy2: "Hmm.."
AnubisXy2: "Maybe.."
AnubisXy2: *Grabs her (in more ways than one) and flies with her downtown*
Proteus454: *Gets on his back, piggyback style* Forward, faithful steed..as it
were
Proteus454: And who in the ten hells are you, anyway?
Rikonian: OK, as you approach the scene, you can see this giant robot in the
distance
Rikonian: It's tearing into buildings, flipping cars, etc.
Rikonian: Standard giant monster robit behavior
Proteus454: There is our foe
AnubisXy2: "Call me, ummm... you know, I still haven't figured out a name"
AnubisXy2: "Oh? What gives you that idea?"
AnubisXy2: "Here, you say you're invulnerable?"
Rikonian: Downtown is a mess. Fires everywhere, people screaming and
running, traffic is snarled by the accidents from people a bit too hasty int heir
retreat
Proteus454: Yes I am
AnubisXy2: "Here..." *drops her on the robot*
Proteus454: *Grabs on with her Claw hands*
Rikonian: OK, you fly over the bot and it turns toward you, jsut as you release
your cargo
AnubisXy2: cargo.. now I see why you don't get dates...
AnubisXy2: "Hey Sir, I'm here to pick up the carg.. I mean, your daughter"
Rikonian: OK, proty, you have init
Proteus454: *Drops silently with claws outsterched*
Proteus454: Okay, I grab onto it and climb for the back of the head
Rikonian: Toward what part?
AnubisXy2: yells out "MAGIC SWORD: MYSTIC SHIELD" adn summons his
mystic shield
Proteus454: MAGIC SWORD: MYSTIC SHIELD? For the love of Gods...
Rikonian: OK, proty, you land ont he thing's back, about halfway down it
Proteus454: *Climbs for it*
Rikonian: THe robot turns its back toward a building and jumps backa bit
Proteus454: *Winces in anticipation*
Rikonian: What are you doing?
Proteus454: me?
Rikonian: yeah
Proteus454: What CAN I do? I brace for impact and then keep climbing
Rikonian: OK, you try to brace, but the shock causes you to move toward the
bot in such a way that your claws pop loose
Rikonian: YOu can latch onto the building, which is caved in abit, but still
standing, let yourself drop, or try to latch back ontot he bot
Proteus454: Bot
Rikonian: YOu succeed, but jsut barely
AnubisXy2: brb!!
Rikonian: AX, you've summoned your mystic shield
Rikonian: ok
Proteus454: What does this Giant Robot look like exactly?
Rikonian: OK, the lower legs look like two cars were disassebled and reformed
into the shins
Proteus454: Messily, or Transformer-style?
Rikonian: They are heavily armoredThe torso looks like some sort of armored
van or heavy truck
Rikonian: Kinda transformerish
Proteus454: I see
Rikonian: The right arm looks like a jeep was grafted to the torso with a
forearm grafted to ti and the left arm is similar except it's a motorcycle
Rikonian: AX? you back yet?
AnubisXy2: sorry, getting something to eat
Rikonian: ah ok
AnubisXy2: anyway
AnubisXy2: I will be back in 2 minutes
Proteus454: *Twiddles her claws*
Rikonian: Ok< proty, you'll make your move,t eh bot'll do his, then we take a
break
Proteus454: Okay
Proteus454: I keep climbing
Rikonian: To the head? OK, assuming no more slamming tricks, it'll take about
3 turns
Proteus454: Yeah, I'll keep going
Rikonian: YOu see a man-sized robot spring out of the jeep arm and flip toward
the bot's hand, wher eit turns into a large rifle
Proteus454: Erk
Rikonian: The bot screams out "Argh! Road Rage smash puny humans!"
AnubisXy2: back
Rikonian: OK, AX, Proty managed to get back ont he bot and is climbing for
the head
AnubisXy2: mm fried pork chops.. mmm
AnubisXy2: *flies down and tries to knock the gun ouit of the things hand*
Rikonian: Meanwhile, a humanoid sized bot has jsut formed agiant rifle
AnubisXy2: actually *just tries to chop the hand off*
Rikonian: It tries to parry by swatting you aside
Proteus454: Good idea, Dickhead...just keep it up while I go for the head
Rikonian: You manage to hit it, for 32 damage
Rikonian: to the forearm
AnubisXy2: I know what she's thinking.. she's thinking about how badly she
wants me... yup, I can see it in her eyes... she's in total lust for me.
Rikonian: You've put a good sized gouge in it, but it's still functional
AnubisXy2: "Damn.."
Rikonian: Proty?
Proteus454: I just keeeeeeeeep climbing
Proteus454: I'll bet any money he's thinking that I'm thinking about HIM
right now...Bah, I'd rather date that bloody accountant
Rikonian: Road Rage moves to try to shoot you (AX) with his gun
AnubisXy2: Tries to dodge out of the way
AnubisXy2: and in case he doesn't do so hot, raises his shield
Rikonian: Sadly, your dodge attempt failed
AnubisXy2: how about raising the shield? Did it help?
Rikonian: You've already got your shield up
AnubisXy2: oh yeah.. okay..
Rikonian: which is good, because it just took 64 damage from that short burst
AnubisXy2: ouch
Rikonian: Your go
AnubisXy2: Hmm.. take another swing at the hand
Rikonian: The hand or the arm?
AnubisXy2: whatever I hit last time
Rikonian: Ah,t he arm again
Rikonian: He tries to grab you while you're going in with his other hand
Rikonian: YOu manage to hit his arm, but, while he fails to grab you, he does
manage to knock you aside
AnubisXy2: "curses"
AnubisXy2: is the arm off yet?
Rikonian: YOu do 52 damage to him, the arm is badly gouged
Rikonian: And you are knocked lightly into a wall (5 damage)
AnubisXy2: "ouch"
Rikonian: Proty?
Rikonian: Still climbing?
Proteus454: Yessir
Proteus454: Am I there yet?
Rikonian: Ok, you have just now managed to pull yourself onto the top of the
shoulder area. The back of his head is almost in reach (i.e., next turn)
Rikonian: Road Rage takes his gun and fires it at AX
AnubisXy2: umm
AnubisXy2: dodges?
Rikonian: Ok, the gun is aimed almsot dead center at you, AX, I mean, this is
dead on...
Rikonian: But, your dodge is uncannily timed so that you slide out of the way
jsut as the bullets are tearing through where you would be if you were not so
quick
Rikonian: Proty, your move
Proteus454: I've reached the head by now, right?
Rikonian: yeah
Proteus454: Then I dig my claws with all my strength into the back of his head,
and begin tearing into it, trying to dig into the center
Rikonian: ok, you hit the back of the head and inflict 16 damage to the head
AnubisXy2: Look at the way she's ripping into that.. yup, she wants me
alright....
Rikonian: YOu manage to cut the outer casing, but it's apparent that this will
take a few more hits
Rikonian: The head swivels around 180 degrees and the eyes fire an optic ion
blast at you
AnubisXy2: Could I do a "flying charge" and slam my sword into the back of it's
head?
Proteus454: Wait, I was holding on to the head
AnubisXy2: punch right through it?
Rikonian: YOu can tr yto dodg,e but you have a 45% chance of falling to the
ground
Proteus454: Hence "Dig in"
AnubisXy2: he's right Rik
AnubisXy2: thats what he said he was doing
Rikonian: The head spun around rapidly and you lost your hold
Rikonian: The part you duig into gave way a bit
Proteus454: Fair enough..I'll take it and grab onto the front instead, with the
intent of obscuring it;s vision
AnubisXy2: err..
AnubisXy2: oh..
AnubisXy2: n/m
Rikonian: OK...
Rikonian: The blast hits you, knocks you back a bit, but you still manage to
latch on
Proteus454: Excellent
Rikonian: AX?
AnubisXy2: I am gonna slam into the back of his head
AnubisXy2: with my sword
Rikonian: Oh yeah, prot,y you took one damage from that blast
AnubisXy2: basically, fly up and slam it right into that hole Proty made
Rikonian: right into that hole?
Rikonian: That would require a nat. 20
AnubisXy2: a natural twenty?
AnubisXy2: damn.. I thought it was kinda a big hole
Rikonian: At that speed, yeah
AnubisXy2: n/m, I'll finish the hand off then
Rikonian: no, it's finger sized
Rikonian: YOu can hit the head (same damag,e basically)
Rikonian: YOu're going for the hand or the head?
Proteus454: GO FOR THE HEAD YOU IDIOT!
AnubisXy2: okay okay.. head
AnubisXy2: power slam it as hard as I can
AnubisXy2: basically, a power punch
AnubisXy2: with my sword.. to do as much damage as I can
Rikonian: OK, you hit the head, for, ouch, 84 damage
Rikonian: But, since that used up 2 APM, you're spent until next melee
Rikonian: BTWE, the head looks fucked up, but it's still in operative condition
Rikonian: Proty, your move?
Proteus454: I get the best hold I can from my claw hand and tow feet...
Proteus454: And then I trun my otehr arm into as long a swrod-type blade as I
can and shove it as far as I can into on of it's eye sockets, truning it back into a
hand once it;s in there and grabbing for the biggest, most imprant feeling thing I
can reach
Rikonian: Ok, you slam your hand into the eye socket for 38 damage
Rikonian: The head is now cracked all over, and has a huge gouge where one of
its eyes was
Proteus454: Do I find anything?
Rikonian: YOu feel some robot parts
Rikonian: YOu can't tell what thype of stuff they are
Rikonian: Road Rage lets out a cyber-modulated bellow of rage and grabs at
you
Proteus454: I keep feeling around until I can grab somethingbig and important
feeling, adn then I rip it out
Proteus454: *Shouting at waht's his face* KEEP HIM OFF ME! I ALMOST
HAVE HIM!
Rikonian: AX, is unfortunately, winded @ the moment
Rikonian: Anyway, Road Rage grabs you and pulls you away from his head
Rikonian: You had hold of some cylindrical part, and it came out with your hand
AnubisXy2: "Sorry.."
Rikonian: Incidentall,y this removal did 12 damage to the head
AnubisXy2: Wow.. kinky... she pry wants to hold one of my cylindrical
parts.
Rikonian: That's teh good news...
Proteus454: *Holds the cylindrical part over her head* I SEND THIS
MATREIAL THING TO THE PITS OF THE VOID!!!
Rikonian: The bad nbews is that he slams you full force into the ground
AnubisXy2: "Ouch.." *winces*
Rikonian: Just as the cylinder goes intot eh Void, you are flung violently intot he
ground
Rikonian: YOu take 5 damage
Proteus454: Did it do anything?
Rikonian: What?
Proteus454: *Jumps back on her feet*
Rikonian: Sadly, you too, are now out of actions
Proteus454: *Crouches down, ready to spring at it again, forming her hands into
long scythe blades*
Rikonian: Road Rage, seeing you are down, decides to kick you, full forc,e
down teh street
Proteus454: WAIT!!
Proteus454: I'm out of actions, but...
Proteus454: *As Road Rage kicks at Nuyinshen she sinks her hooks into it's
foot for grasp and damage IE: A simeaultaneous actions*
Rikonian: He is too quick for you (i.e., nat 20). As his foot connects, it hurts (of
cours,e not nearly as much as if you were a normal human, but still), and you fly a
full 50 yards away, slamming into a wall, doing 10 damage to you
Proteus454: *Bites her toothless, plastic-like lip*
Rikonian: e,r whoops, that shoudl read 20 yards
Rikonian: sorry
AnubisXy2: "Hey, that looked painful.."
Proteus454: *Gets back up, and walks calmly back towards Road Rage*
Rikonian: Road Rage looks at the strang eblue woman, getting up after that
attack.
Rikonian: "Sacred solid fuel exhaust! What is that thing?" it says
Proteus454: *Normaly loudness, calm voice* Well machine? Do you see that
you cannot kill me?
Rikonian: It starts to tremble
AnubisXy2: "Umm... hey, she's just some hot chick who wants me."
Proteus454: I am the Invincible Slayer, Nuyinshen...I am your destruction, metal
monster
AnubisXy2: *smacks it with his sword*
Rikonian: Sorr,y it's not the next round yet
Proteus454: *Sends a withering glance at AX*
Rikonian: The limbs fall off of the torso
Proteus454: *Stops, raises a non-existant eyebrow*
Rikonian: Each of the five pieces turns into a giant robot as it falls toward the
ground, and the gun turns back into a man-sized bot
Proteus454: *Starts running at the pieces, having guessed what's going to
happen*
AnubisXy2: "Wow.. he looks like a giant pole.."
Proteus454: *Skids to a halt in front of all five pieces*
AnubisXy2: By the gods, I wonder how much fun the GM was having whilst
reading the Gestalt heroes section..
Proteus454: *Scans her opposition slowly, turning her hands back into their
usual claws*
Rikonian: Ok, as you two get your wind back, the bots start loping off at about
35 MPH
Proteus454: CHASE THEM!! GET ONE!!
AnubisXy2: *flies after them*
Rikonian: The gun guy is hanging onto the jeep
Proteus454: *Runs after one, hopinf for another lift as she goes*
AnubisXy2: *picks her up*
Proteus454: Thank you...drop me on one...anyone!
AnubisXy2: "Hey, I just picked ya up.. do I get a kiss sweetie?"
Proteus454: When the job's done...then we'll see...
AnubisXy2: "Okay.." *tosses her at one*
Proteus454: I CAN'T disembowel him...that would be wrong...right now
anyway
Rikonian: Ok, while you went back to pick up Proty, a few of the bots turned
into two sports cars and a van and drove off
Rikonian: at a speed well over the legal 55
Proteus454: So, can we catch any of them?
Rikonian: the jeep guy and the cycle guy are in the process of changing
Proteus454: Drop me on the jeep!
AnubisXy2: *chases after the one that is a StreetSweeper and has a max speed
of 15 mph*
Rikonian: SOrry AX, there is no streetsweepr bot
AnubisXy2: damn...
AnubisXy2: *goes for the jeep*
Rikonian: what's your action? YOu gonna drop Proty or attack it or what?
AnubisXy2: I'll throw her at it
Proteus454: Drop me, you testosterone laden fool!
Proteus454: There you go
Rikonian: Ok, you throw her at it, and she hits it, but fails to make a grab
Proteus454: At ANYTHING?
Rikonian: She does inflict 10 point sof damage to it
Rikonian: from impact, but, sadly her back turned toward it
Rikonian: so after her shoulders hit it, she bounced off
AnubisXy2: "Well way to go Mrs Clumsy."
Rikonian: The jeep is now transformed
Proteus454: *Gets up as the cras drive away* Smoothly done, you idiot
AnubisXy2: *is glad he is still flying at it*
Rikonian: Proty, you have one action to try something
Rikonian: but you'll be at -4 because ut['s moving aweay rapidly
Proteus454: I'll make a desperate jump at the back of the jeep
AnubisXy2: hey, what about me?
AnubisXy2: I am still flying after it
Rikonian: Yes, but you took an action tossing Proty
Rikonian: you're move is next
Rikonian: after the gun guy tries to throw Proty off
Rikonian: which he tries to do now
Rikonian: Proty?
Rikonian: YOur response move?
Proteus454: Hmm...
Proteus454: I'll slash him in the face as I hold on, hopefully knocking him back
Rikonian: Ok, he goes to throw you, you manage to slash his face for 15
damage, but he manages to fling you off of the jeep
Rikonian: AX, the jeep is picking up speed
Proteus454: *Slides back* Curses
Rikonian: If you don't stop it now, it'll outrace you
AnubisXy2: what about the motorcycle?
AnubisXy2: what is it doing>?
Rikonian: it's already gone
Rikonian: it weaved off into an alley
AnubisXy2: *throws his sword as hard as he can at one of the jeeps tires*
Rikonian: Your aim is not true
Rikonian: YOu do, howeve,r manage to destroy the fire hydrant that is about 10
feet to the lef tof wher ethe jeep's tire was
Rikonian: The jeep zips off as a torrent of water comes rushing up fromt eh
street
AnubisXy2: "well... damn.."
AnubisXy2: *gets his sword back*
AnubisXy2: "So uhhh.. whata wanna do now?"
Proteus454: *Sighs*
Proteus454: Well, they got away, but we may still have a clue
AnubisXy2: "Oh?"
Rikonian: YOu see that reported dude climbing out from behind a dumpster
Proteus454: *Puts her hands together, draws them apart, revealing the cylinder
thingie*
AnubisXy2: "ahh.."
Rikonian: "This is WCTV Action News with an exclusive, two superheroes
managed to send the giant robot packing, but with this much property damag,e
it's starting to look like Century Station is a good place to move to after all."
AnubisXy2: "Hey dude, whazzap??"
Rikonian: He starts running toward you guys
Rikonian: "Hey, can I get an interview?"
AnubisXy2: "Sure!"
Proteus454: *Corsses her arms, putting the cyliner down* As you wish
AnubisXy2: "I call myself Knightstalker, and this is my lovely sidekick.":
Proteus454: *Smacks him on the back of the head*
AnubisXy2: "umm... misstress?"
Proteus454: I am his ASSOCIATE, my name is Nuyinshen the Invincible Slayer
Proteus454: *Smacks him again*
AnubisXy2: "umm.. close, personal friend."
Proteus454: *Rolls her eyes, not that anyone would know*
Rikonian: "Ah, well, how did you two manage to defeat this thing, when the
city's Advanced Police Force couldn't?"
AnubisXy2: "Well... it was easy."
AnubisXy2: "years of training."
Proteus454: Trade secret...but being unkillable and having the power of the old
heroes behind you was a big help
Rikonian: "ah, and can I get a final quote?"
AnubisXy2: "She wants my body..."
AnubisXy2: *dodges* "Just messing around.."
Proteus454: Yes, I want your body...*Flexes her Krueger Claws* But not for
what you'd like
Proteus454: Pay know attention to this man, he's a perverted fool
AnubisXy2: "Kinkey..."
AnubisXy2: *shrug*
Rikonian: "Well there, you have it, a mutant Asian, and the Night Stalker, a
former serial killer, have saved this city from ruin."
AnubisXy2: *looks at watch* "oops.. gotta run, I have a date! Catch ya later!
AnubisXy2: "No! no! not Nightstalker, it's K-nightstalker..."
AnubisXy2: "Bye!" *flies of fback to Lei's house*
Rikonian: SOrr,y the camera guy just shut down
AnubisXy2: *turns back to normal and kicks back inside*
Proteus454: *Raises non-existant eyebrow, then sees where the fool is flying*
Oh, for the love of...*Starts running there, changing back to Vicky in an Alley*
AnubisXy2: *leaves his sword out in the car*
AnubisXy2: *sits at the table*
Rikonian: OK...
Rikonian: After about 30 minutes, Vicky manages to get back to her apartment
AnubisXy2: 'Hmm.. what took you so long?"
Proteus454: *Winded, gets back inside, and goes to the Fridge for a Soda*
AnubisXy2: "I thought you said a half hour ago?"
Proteus454: I'm sorry Mr. Sanders..traffic
AnubisXy2: *shrug* "Oh well.. you're paying me wether you're here or not."
Proteus454: *Narrows her eyes* Very well...shall we begin?
AnubisXy2: "Lets hope so.."
AnubisXy2: "By the way.. what was it you needed to go do?"
Proteus454: So, anyway, you were suggesting I destroy my credit cards...
Proteus454: Go and do? Well...er...
Proteus454: What can I say? Think, think...
Proteus454: Let's just say it was a VERY Big problem
AnubisXy2: "Ahh.. okay Ma'am"
AnubisXy2: "Now, anyway, where's your credi card?"
Proteus454: I also saw some damn fool downtown...a former serial killer I
believe
Proteus454: My cards are right here *Puts them on the table*
AnubisXy2: "Former cerial killer? Oh?"
AnubisXy2: *takes them and slices them up* "There, thats your first step to
getting back in your feet."
Proteus454: Yes, the Night Stalker, I blieve his name was
Proteus454: *Looks glumly at the chopped cards*
AnubisXy2: "Oh? I thought he was K-Night Stalker.. ah well.." *shrugs*
Rikonian: You notice your library card somehow got in there
AnubisXy2: "Whoops..'
AnubisXy2: *tapes it back together with duct tape* "Good as new"
Proteus454: ...
Proteus454: K-Night Stalker?
Proteus454: *Leans forwardf with a seductive smile* And how would you
know that, hmm?
Rikonian: I think it's like a serial killer who shops at K-mart
AnubisXy2: "What? Oh, I saw him on TV"
Proteus454: I see...but wasn't the camera off by then?
Proteus454: Speaking of which, shall we check the news 8Flips the TV on*
AnubisXy2: "beats me... he looks kinda like a knight..."
AnubisXy2: "And who was that ugly chick hanging around with him anyway?"
Rikonian: "And this was the scene only half an hour ago, when an Asian 'slayer'
and her sidekick, former serial killer the Night Stalker, defeated the giant
robot, identified only as Road Rage"
Proteus454: Haven't a clue...who ahs time for superheroics anyway? *Looks
supsicioauly and meaningfully at Sanders*
Proteus454: *Smiles to herself*
AnubisXy2: "Not me.. I'm too busy getting your money"
AnubisXy2: "this has been a most luctive day for me."
Proteus454: Is that the ugly chick you were speaking of?
Proteus454: She doesn't look so abd to me
Proteus454: And as for that Serial Killer, I think she can keep on the straight
and narrow
Proteus454: By castration *Laughs hysetrically on the inside*
AnubisXy2: "Err. I suppose.."
Rikonian: The footage ends, and they now cut to a reporter, live at the scene. A
lot of emergency personellel are trying to find wounded people
Rikonian: A red blur zips past the reporter ont eh scene
AnubisXy2: *gets up to leave* "I've spent eough time here.. " *holds out his
hand for his payement
Rikonian: It stops. "Huh? He,y where's the giant guy?"
Rikonian: "Dammit! I ran all the way here from CS, and nbo giant robot to
fight?! Curse you, you heathen machine!"
AnubisXy2: "Heh.. look at that dope"
Proteus454: Hey, who is that on TV?
AnubisXy2: "Some dope.."
Rikonian: Reporter: "Wow, Paragon, I thought you were in Century Station"
Proteus454: It looks like...that fellow, Paragon. So it is!
Rikonian: Paragon: "I was, but I saw this giant robot on TV and raced back
here. Now wher ethe hell is it?!"
AnubisXy2: "Oh no. not Paragon."
Rikonian: Reporter: "Oh, some Asian Slayer and the Night Stalekr ran it off."
*chuckle*
AnubisXy2: "He totally ruined my last client"
Rikonian: Paragon: "Well, go fuck yourself then" *runs off*
AnubisXy2: "Got him to donate all of his money to some sort of hethen temple.."
Proteus454: Who was your last client?
Rikonian: The screen switches quickly back tot he stuidio as the reporter carries
out that last command
Proteus454: *Eyes bulge before the camera cuts*
Proteus454: Good god...why did he just do that?
AnubisXy2: "That's Paragon."
AnubisXy2: "He's a freak.. he can make people do things."
Proteus454: I see...
AnubisXy2: "He made my last employer sign all his money away"
Proteus454: Well, what do you want?
Proteus454: In the way of payment, I mean?
AnubisXy2: "Umm.. money could be helpful."
Proteus454: *Sighs* How much do you want for watching my TV for half an
hour and destroying my library card?
AnubisXy2: "Hey, it wasn't my fault."
AnubisXy2: "it's my usual fee of fifty dollars an hour..."
AnubisXy2: "And it was just over an hour so I hope you know.."
Proteus454: *Groans, and hands him 5 20's* There
AnubisXy2: "Hmm... good enough. So I'll be back next week then?"
Proteus454: I suppose so
AnubisXy2: See ya later...*walks on outside*
Proteus454: *As he is JUST leaving, she snaps qucikly at him, goodbye
Knightstalker*
AnubisXy2: "Whatever Nuyinshen.."
AnubisXy2: Damn she wants me.. she wants me so bad!
Rikonian: Hmm, so I take it, that the IDs aren't secret with you two anymore :)
Proteus454: *Smiles to herself* And NOW, I have him by the balls...
Proteus454: When I find that sword of his, I am SO going to send it to hell
AnubisXy2: God, she wants to get my balls so bad.
AnubisXy2: She is one horney, kinky woman..
Proteus454: ...What was WITH that sword anyawy? *Out loud* Talk about a
Freudian nightmare...
AnubisXy2: "What? Why? because you hate me, but at the same time want
me?"
Proteus454: *Whips her ahead around* What? ...Are you still out there?
AnubisXy2: "Nahhhhhhh..."
AnubisXy2: "Oh well.. i gotta go. Buisness to take care of.. tell Nuyinshen I'm
looking forward to our dinner date!"
AnubisXy2: *hops in the car and drives off*
Proteus454: I'm going to KILL him!!!
AnubisXy2: Man.. psycho chick sure is hot.. and man, does she want me.
Rikonian: Well, you guys did pretty good there
Proteus454: *Grabs the nearest hard object and bites it very hard*
Rikonian: Very comic-book
AnubisXy2: is it that cylindrical object?
AnubisXy2: >:)
Proteus454: Oh yes...Does that cylinder have any clues on or in it?
AnubisXy2: yeah it does
AnubisXy2: I know the clue!!
AnubisXy2: you don't!!
Rikonian: ah, you wish to examine the object?
Proteus454: *Almost bites cylinder, then stops and examines it*
AnubisXy2: and there's only ONE way I will tell you
Proteus454: Yes
AnubisXy2: I have the cylinder
Proteus454: You do not!
AnubisXy2: yes I do!
AnubisXy2: actually, my character is already headed off to check out the clue
AnubisXy2: thats where he's really going
Rikonian: actually, he does
Rikonian: You set the thing down
Proteus454: Damn it all Rik! Why didn't you tell me!
Rikonian: never picked it up
Proteus454: WHere is he now?
Rikonian: He left
AnubisXy2: You see my starting to drive off
AnubisXy2: slowly driving down the street
Rikonian: any more and that would be giving you info you couldn't know
Proteus454: *Looks out the window*
Proteus454: *Shouts at the car* WAIT!! STOP!!
AnubisXy2: you would see me SLOWLY driving along at a big bad 5mph
AnubisXy2: *slowly speeds up* "what? wat do you want?"
Proteus454: WAIT FOR ME!!
AnubisXy2: "What? Are you coming too?"
AnubisXy2: "Why? I thought you didn't like me.."
Proteus454: *Almost jumps out the window, but pulls her self togetehr and uses
the stairs*
Proteus454: *Runs up to car* You have that cylinder thing, don't you?
Proteus454: *Glares at him*
AnubisXy2: *is now going faster, so you have to run to keep up*
AnubisXy2: "Yeah I do.. hey, you put it down."
Proteus454: Let me in this car!
AnubisXy2: "Hmmm.. why?"
Proteus454: *Running alongside*
Proteus454: Because if you don't I'll hunt you down adn kill you!!!
AnubisXy2: *slowly speeding up*
AnubisXy2: "Bah, you couldn't catch me.. but alright.."
AnubisXy2: *hits the brakes*
AnubisXy2: "Now come on in, this thing" *holds up the cylinder* "is from
Maverick's Junk Store"
AnubisXy2: *carelessly tosses it over into her lap*
Proteus454: *Gets in, looking at the Maverick*
Proteus454: ...Maverick? I did an expose on him for my company's newlestter
AnubisXy2: "Oh?"
AnubisXy2: "Well, anyway, lets go.. put on your seatbelt.."
AnubisXy2: *gets the car going to the maximum speed and drives to Mav's
place*
Proteus454: *Puts on seatbelt* Thanks for the ride, I suppose
AnubisXy2: "Oh, you're most welcome"
Rikonian: Ok, you arrive at Mav's place, but he;s not in
AnubisXy2: "Here.. break down the door"
Proteus454: *Is very tired, would like to get some sleep, but is not about to let
her guard down around THIS pervert*
Proteus454: Me? Why me?
AnubisXy2: "Because, you're a tough, strapping woman."
Rikonian: uh ph. he must have seen you strap :)
Proteus454: You mean, because you're a scrawny little wimp
Proteus454: Very well...I'll break the door down...
AnubisXy2: "Err... no..."
Proteus454: ...but YOU have to talk to Mav if you see him coming!
AnubisXy2: *flex's his muscles* "I've been working out.."
AnubisXy2: "Why?"
Proteus454: *Breaks down the doo*
Proteus454: *Er, door*
AnubisXy2: "Why not you? He goes goo goo for hot chicks"
Proteus454: Well, I'll be busy breaking down the door
Rikonian: OK, the door bends in a little
AnubisXy2: "here.. lemme help.." *helps her*
AnubisXy2: "You know, Nuyinshen is much cuter.."
Rikonian: the door caves in and you two fall over as you overbalance
Proteus454: *Grians* Oh, all right...WHOA!!
AnubisXy2: "oops.." *lands on her*
Proteus454: Oh gods, please DON'T let him fall on me
Rikonian: he does
AnubisXy2: hehehehehe... she loves it!
Rikonian: Ooh, I'm a mean GM :)
AnubisXy2: *gets back up* "Hey, I'm reall sorry about that.."
Proteus454: *Looks at him* You ahve exactly one second to get off me
*Looks quite calmly yet murderously at him*
AnubisXy2: "Was that fast enough?"
Proteus454: Yes
Proteus454: *Gets up* So, aside from his stack of magazines, I don't think
there's mucha round here
AnubisXy2: "Hmm.."
AnubisXy2: *goes through his stuff*
AnubisXy2: "Just gonna stand around? or are ya gonna do something?"
Proteus454: Oh, right
Rikonian: OK, AX finds a lot of porn, some crude drawings of jet-robots, an
order form for porn, a rancid old sandwich,a nd more porn
Proteus454: *Looks around, checking places Sanders hasn't*
AnubisXy2: *is standing back checking Lei out*
Proteus454: *Realizes he is checking her out*
Proteus454: I am going to SCREAM...
AnubisXy2: *turns and whistles*
Rikonian: OK, you see one room int eh back has a door open and some pieces
of tech stuff are strewn about (as if they rolled out the door)
AnubisXy2: "Come on, quit checking me out!"
AnubisXy2: "get to work.." *looks around the house somemore*
Proteus454: *Bites the desk* Whatever do you mean, Mr. Sanders?
Proteus454: Aha! *Goes through said door*
AnubisXy2: "Oh you know.. you're checking my studly bod out.."
Proteus454: *Drily*...If that's studly, I'd hate to see the rejects
Rikonian: YOu see a lot of auto parts, a few guns, and a few high tech things
Rikonian: One thing you happen to see is a cylinder very much the same as the
one you snagged
Proteus454: *Thinks about using the guns on this guy, but then decides against
it*
AnubisXy2: *grabs it*
Proteus454: Aha! *Grabs the cylinder and takes it him*
Proteus454: Damn it! I thought of it first
AnubisXy2: but I got it first
Proteus454: *Keeps thinking bloody thoughts*
AnubisXy2: *checks it out*
Proteus454: Well? What is it anyway?
AnubisXy2: I'll bet she's thinking of all the kinky things she wants to do to
me.
Rikonian: Wait, doe seither od you have a mech skill?
AnubisXy2: Not me
Proteus454: Computer Reapir
Proteus454: Adn all the Compie skills...
Rikonian: Sorry, it's a cylinder with some mechanical stuff in it
AnubisXy2: I got the comp stuff
Proteus454: Shoot...
Rikonian: YOu can't tell what it is
AnubisXy2: or some of them
Proteus454: "Well, we don't know WHAT it is...I suggest we hang around until
Maverick gets back adn ask him"
AnubisXy2: "Hmm. you can.. I mean, you're the one who busted his door
down"
Proteus454: It was YOUr idea, Dickhead
Rikonian: WHat you cna tell, is that the peice Proty snagged has some
funky-ass- high tech stuff that this doesn't
AnubisXy2: "Yeah, but you did it"
Proteus454: This one SEEMS more advanced though...an "Improvement" from
outside parties?
AnubisXy2: "Hm.. possibly"
Rikonian: Also,t he piece that Proty snagged is seriously shedding this weird
rust-looking brown dudt
Rikonian: er, dust
Proteus454: And it seems to be deocmposing...what should we do?
AnubisXy2: "umm.."
AnubisXy2: anyway guys, I htink this is a good "break point"
AnubisXy2: I gotta run.. it's late, I got work tomarrow
Rikonian: ok
Rikonian: Next week then
Proteus454: Good
AnubisXy2: ut catch ya next week, same game time, same game channel
Proteus454: See y'all!
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